- Leif Pettersen's Travelogue -

The long-winded-niest travelogue on the internet!

For up-to-the-minute, giddying detail on all my various foibles, please refer to my blogs:

Killing Batteries | This Is Why I Love Minneapolis

 

 

Welcome travel junkies! If this is your first visit, you'll be delighted to hear that you have just found the web site of the world’s luckiest, drunkest, hilariousest travel writer, yours truly, Leif Pettersen.

I have returned to my home town of Minneapolis after four and a half years of vagabonding to settle down and continue conquering the travel writing world from a more familiar location.

Having been fortunate enough to have non-stop paying work for nearly three years now and, with more tantalizing offers rolling in, it seems very unlikely that I will be making meaningful updates to this web site in the foreseeable future. Or ever. That said, my full travelogue will remain as your irresistible productivity distraction until such a time when my publicist tells me to get rid of it, which won't be happening any time soon since I don't have a publicist.

In other news, like everyone else with a butter knife to grind, I have finally wholly submitted to the blog-sphere (although, in reality, I've been 'blogging' online in one form or another since 1997, so screw you blog-bandwagon accusers!). Killing Batteries is dedicated to the trials and tribulations (and the occasional romantic intrigue with eccentric, blog groupies) of a freelance travel writer, hauling around a sack of battery-driven tech that makes the job possible. I write a lot and I write often. Read it and refer it to your five best editor and publisher friends. Do it today!

As for this aging, butt-ugly piece of cyber-clutter, this site is a place for me to park - and for you to bask in - my uncut, raw travel journal (or “travelogue” as we say in hungover, freelance travel writer circles) which is merely a very detailed journal that I later use as a base to write articles, hence the sometimes absurdly lengthy anecdotes. Word on the street is that I am “edgier than Rick Steves, crankier than Paul Theroux and cuter than Bill Bryson” (thanks mom!). Very little time has been given to research, accuracy, grammar or even spelling for the material in this travelogue. All that comes during editing. The material here is just my on-the-fly impressions and experiences, enriched by amateurish photos. That’s the gist. Here’s my bio if you’d like more gripping information about how much I rule, otherwise let the travelogue begin!

Leif

©Leif Pettersen 2008
Updated March 12, 2009  

 

 

 


 

Destination Tally: 318 cities/islands in 45 countries
The Travelogue
(kiss 30 hours of your free reading time goodbye)
Want the travelogue in chronological order? Go here.

Andorra- Andorra la Vella
Australia-Sydney, Mackay, Cairns, Magnetic Island, Airlie Beach, Bundaberg, Noosa, Brisbane, Byron Bay, Canberra, Melbourne, Perth, The Indian Pacific Railroad (Perth to Sydney)
Austria- Salzburg, Vienna
Belgium- Bruges, Brussels
Brunei Darussalam- Bandar Seri Begawan
Bulgaria
Canada- Montreal, Quebec City
Chile- Santiago, Puerto Montt
Czech Republic- Prague
Denmark- Copenhagen, Vejle
England- London, Bradford
France- Toulouse, Bordeaux, Paris, Lyon, Nice/Eze/Monaco/Antibes
Germany- Berlin, Munich, Cologne
Greece- Athens, Santorini, Naxos, Paros
Guam (USA)
Hong Kong - Hong Kong
Hungary- Budapest
Iceland- Reykjavik
Italy- Milan, Verona, Venice, Bologna, Cinque Terre, Florence, Rome, Naples, Marettimo, Sicily, Agrigento, Sicily, Taormina, Sicily, Pisa, Livorno, Oristano, Torregrande, Cagliari, Sorrento, Pompeii, Perugia, Montefalco, Bevagna, Torgiano, Camaldoli, Pratovecchio, Poppi, Verna, Sansepolcro, Arezzo, Castiglion Fiorentino, Cortona, Sorano, Sovana, Pitigliano, Montemerano, Saturnia, Porto Santo Stefano, Porto Ercole, Orbetello, Grosseto, Castiglione della Pescaia, Vetulonia, Massa Marittima, Piombino, Isola di Elba (and a bunch of towns therein), Populonia, San Vincenzo, Suvereto, Sassetta, Castagneto Carducci, Bibbona, Marina di Bibbona, Cecina, Vada, Castiglioncello, Radicofani, Cetona, Sarteano, Chiusi, Montepulciano, Monticchiello, Castiglione d'Orcia, Bagno Vignoni, Montalcino, San Quirico d'Orcia, Pienza, Montisi, Asciano, Siena, Casole d'Elsa, Monteriggioni, Volterra, Colle di Val d'Elsa, Poggibonsi, Montaione, San Gimignano
Japan- Sapporo, Noboribetsu, Osaka, Kyoto, Tokyo
Laos- Vientiane, Luang Prabang, Phonsavan, Sam Neua
Luxembourg- Luxemburg City
Malaysia- Kuching, Bario, Mount Kinabalu, Semporna/Pulau Sipadan, Kuala Lumpur, Miri, Sandakan
Malta- Valletta, St Paul's Bay, Rabat
Mexico- Culiacan, Los Moches, Acapulco, Mazatlan, Cancun

Moldova - Chisinau, Orhei, Orhei Vechi, Soroca, Rezina, Saharna, Tipova, Vadu lui Voda, Cricova, Cojusna, Ialoveni, Milestii Mici, Tiraspol (Transdnistria), Bendery (Transdnistria), Comrat (Gagauzia)
Morocco- Marrakesh, Essaouira, Rabat, Agadir

Myanmar- Introduction, Yangon, Inle Lake, Mandalay, Bagan, Yangon Again & Interview With a Myanmar, Sittwe, Mrauk U, Ngapali Beach, Bago, Golden Rock
The Netherlands- Amsterdam, The Hague, Maastricht, Leeuwarden, Utrecht, Texel
New Zealand
- Wellington, Picton, Kaikoura, Christchurch, Queenstown, Franz Josef, Rotorua, Napier, Taupo, Auckland, Wanaka
Northern Ireland
- Belfast
Northern Mariana Islands- Saipan, Tinian
Norway- Introduction, Stavanger, Bergen, Trondheim, Bodø, Oslo, Grimstad, Fyrestal, Bø, Sandane, Stavanger, Kristiansand, Froland
Poland - Gdansk, Wroclaw, Krakow
Portugal
- Lisbon , Lagos, Porto
Republic of Ireland- Dublin
Romania- Iasi (PDF format), Bucharest, Constanta, Brasov, Bran, Sinaia, Rasnov, Sighisoara, Oradea, Suceava, Radauti, Marginea, Sucevita, Gura Humorului, Vama, Campulung Moldovenesc, Vatra Dornei, Durua, Piatra Neamt, Targu Neamt, Tulcea, Mamaia, Ploiesti, Giurgiu, Calarasi, Targoviste, Pitesti, Curtea de Arges, Ramnicu Valcea, Arefu, Cozia, Horezu, Targu Jiu, Craiova, Calafat, Drobeta-Turnu Severin, Baile Herculane, Timisoara, Arad, Baile Felix, Oradea, Satu Mare, Baia Mare, Sighetu Marmatei, Valea Izei, Sapanta, Ocna Sugatag, Sarbi, Budesti, Ieud, Poienile Izei, Viseu de Sus, Borsa, Cluj-Napoca, Sibiu, Rasinari, Busteni, Targu Mures, Putna, Sfantu Gheorghe, Sulina, Snagov, Mangalia, Eforie Nord, Neptun-Olimp, Doi Mai, Vama Veche
Scotland- Aberdeen, Edinburgh, Glasgow
Singapore - Singapore
Slovakia - Bratislava, Kosice
Spain
- Introduction, Granada, Alicante, Valencia, Madrid/Toledo, San Sebastian, Barcelona, Figueres, Cadiz, Seville, Malaga, Torremolinos, Marbella, Tarifa, Almeria, Playa de Piles, Gibraltar, Mallorca, Ibiza
South Korea-
Seoul
Sweden
- Stockholm, Göthenborg, Malmö/Lund
Thailand- Nong Khai, Bangkok, Ko Chang, Ko Mak, Ko Kut, Chiang Mai
Turkey- Istanbul
Ukraine- Kiev

 

Random Babbling



Packing List
What to bring on an open-ended homeless odyssey?

Updated on Dec. 2nd, 2004


What I've Learned
Updated on Aug. 4th, 2004

Open Letter to Lonely Planet
Posted on Aug. 4th, 2004

The Last True Adventure in Europe
Cadiz, Spain to Iasi, Romania by bus
Posted on July 5th, 2004


The Don't Go There Series

Don't Go to Naples

Don't Go to Monaco

Don't Go to Andorra la Vella

Don't Go to Berlin
Updated on May 26th, 2004



Sugra Morley
Posted on 3/22/04

My Brain Is Oatmeal
Posted on 3/10/04

I Rule!
Posted on 1/30/04


The Road
Posted on 10/8/03

Confessional
Posted on 9/24/03


I'm Afraid of Americans
Posted on 7/18/03

Norwegian Unicycle Tour
Posted on 6/26/03



 

 

Bio

My third-person bio is as follows:

In 2003, Leif Pettersen was "Kramered" by an unbalanced friend into leaving his idiot-proof career with the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis and embarking on an odyssey of homeless travel writing. Despite no leads or training - and a dubious grasp on grammar - his "unhinged contempt for reality" drove him onward and he somehow managed modest success by deluging hapless editors with material so raw and protracted that a tri-continental international support group was formed to cope with the situation.

Leif writes a wildly popular blog about life as a travel writer at KillingBatteries.com. He is also the sole webmaster/researcher/editor for the Romania and Moldova Travel Guide, the most complete online travel information source for these two countries.

His resume can be found here (pdf format). A summery of notable experience can be found here.

Assignments, offers of lavish payment and general fawning can be directed to: